Metal for Monday

i dont know what to say about this track it is METAL. The riffs are so catchy, they will never leave your head.

Stop

Sasquatch doesn’t hate, so why do you? Stop.

What IF They Were Sasquatch?

Hello?

“Hello, is it me you’re looking for?”

Its Friday, Freak Out!

as you already know its Friday. If you are fortunate enough to have a peep hole to the exterior, you will know its an awesome day out there. If not, i am telling you this. The humidity has calmed down a bit and the temps are hovering just below hot.

What to do?

Bug out! Tell the bossman/slavedriver/whipmaster that you need to excuse yourself to facility or there might be a mess on the floor. Then, quietly slip out the backdoor to FREEDOM!

Optional: you can leave your computer playing this song on a loop:

****Association of Sasquatch Seekers is not liable for taking this advice that may lead to your termination. If you were unsatisfied with your place of employment, you are welcome in that regard.****

Land of Corn and Asphalt


This forthcoming Saturday marks the beginning of the 39th annual death march across the cornfield desert commonly referred to as RAGBRAI(pronounced rag-bri- Register’s Annual Great Bicycle Ride Across Iowa). Its a giant carnival of weirdness that crosses the state of IA some 500 miles of it. (Actual data was not researched). It has been a long time since the members of ASS have explored this path, this year a vetran scouting group is prospecting the ride.

At face value, it may seem that the likelihood of locating Sasquatch would be very rare. But this is a roaming carnival of strange, where people are on vaction riding their bikes and letting out their inner weird. Sasquatch should be able to blend right in, should he own a bike.

ASS is about the search for Sasuatch, but also for the abnormal in society or out, looking for the subtle nuances in our world that may often go overlooked or unnoticed. Good luck men, you have your work cut out for you. It will be brutal, there is no shade in IA, just corn, asphalt and the last week of July plenty of weird.

If anyone out there has some of the aforementioned sitings of outlandish weirdness to report, feel free to send your photos to sasquatchseekers(at)gmail(dot)com.

Some Metal for Monday

Mead: The Official Sports Drink of the Association of Sasquatch Seekers

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Much attention must be paid for proper health while tracking down the mysteries of nature, especially when the search is demanding on the body. There is a lot of data out there about the benefits of honey and the simple sugars it contains such as glucose, fructose, maltose, trisaccharides, and sucrose. Complex carbohydrates need to be broken down into simple sugars to be used by your body so they can be turned into energy.

There are a variety of goo’s, bars, sports drink mixes and even Lance Armstrong endorsed waffles said to instill energy directly into the body. Why screw around with messy goo’s and spending energy chewing up waffles?

There is a better solution, Mead. Made with honey, or fruits (melomel). All the same benefits can be employed in a easy sipping beverage that does wonders to improve the mood and overall feel for the day. This beverage employ’s yeast to help break these sugars down even further into more useful products like alcohol and CO2, while a portion of the simple sugars are available for absorption as well.

What is shown above are the raw components for the making of another batch of Sour Cherry Melomel. 7# tart cherries and 4# were acquired locally as well as 10# of local honey. In a 3 gal batch, this should be one hard hitting cherry punch, full of nutrients, of course.

Some Metal for Monday

wonder if this could be similar to Sas’s life story, what caused him to live out of soicety as a reculse.

Basecamp

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Jerseys are in, so Pay Up!

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